I, Anonymusic: Diva Fever

STEVEN WEISSMAN
Dear washed-up diva: Your tech fucking sucks. He absolutely must be related to you—because if he's not, you are an even bigger fucker than you appear to be. You put the whole show behind with your absolute joke of a sound check. (Hey Jersey brohawk: You can't hear anything in your in-ears because you have the beltpack turned down.) And THEN, after that disaster, your tech delayed the show because he can't work Pro Tools Venue…