I, Anonymous: Wham-Bam-Thank-You... Mom?

STEVEN WEISSMAN
You started the conversation with the statement that your 3-year-old son already knows the biological difference between girls and boys. That led you to ask him what I am. He replied that he thought I was a girl. You told me that you corrected him as to my gender, and he replied, "He must have a really big penis!" We both laughed…