I, Anonymous: Ungratefully Yours

steven weissman
Dear Poseur Fuckhead: It must be hard being the savior of Seattle's benighted small businesses. We should be grateful for the way people like you have pushed rent into the stratosphere and turned South Lake Union, Capitol Hill, and Queen Anne into your soulless, condo-choked playgrounds. It's a wonder more people don't stop to shake your hand. Locals aren't happy about the influx of "well-paid, well-educated tech workers" because the dollars you throw at local businesses come at