I, Anonymous: Trashy Skyscraper

STEVEN WEISSMAN
Dear Columbia Center: What the fuck is up with those lights around the tops of your numerous tiers? Who did this to you? It's like accessorizing your expensive little black dress with jewelry made from Chiclets and twine. You're the architectural antithesis of Eliza Doolittle—you went from classy to trashy. What's next? Pink flamingos at your base in the plaza?…