I, Anonymous: Tote(s) Grateful

STEVEN WEISSMAN
Dear Good Samaritan: You lent me your adorable bird-adorned canvas tote bag when my paper grocery bag broke as I was walking home. I asked where I could return your bag, and you told me where you worked, but unfortunately I cannot return it. Truth be told, you showed me kindness during my darkest hours. I was in a horribly abusive relationship that I have since left, but I had to leave everything behind—including your bag…