I, Anonymous: Thanks, Train Police, for Not Freaking Out and Killing Me

I, Anonymous: Thanks, train police, for not freaking out and killing meby AnonymousDear train police: Whenever I see you get on the train in your dorky corporate tracksuit getup, I always get a little anxious—was I too high to remember to swipe my ORCA card back at the station? But I'm not mad. I love the train, and I know that we all have to pitch in to keep it going. And when I have forgotten to swipe my card, I appreciate that you didn't freak out, but instead gave me a gentle talking t