I, Anonymous: Soy Gross

by Anonymous STEVEN WEISSMAN
Don't eat those. I know they look a delicious golden brown, but you don't want to put one in your mouth. Those only taste good if you have never eaten a hamburger. I know they look like fish sticks, but they're not. They are made of soy. It said to brush them with oil and bake them. There is nothing about them that you would like. Their texture is bad; their taste is bad…