I, Anonymous: Seattle Driving Etiquette Tip

STEVEN WEISSMAN
Dear brogrammer in the tacky tricked-out Mustang: I, too, was frustrated by the Friday evening traffic. Sorry my consideration for human life so enraged you that you felt it necessary to lay on your horn, speed past me with a menacing look and raised middle finger, and then slam on your brakes in an attempt to force me to rear-end you. Funny, most of the other ragey drivers I've encountered (so many recently!) have had out-of-state plates as well. That shit doesn't fly in Seattl