I, Anonymous: No, I Won't Call the Cops for You

steven weissmanWhen you texted asking me to call the cops for you, I didn't call them—on purpose. I didn't do anything except bite my finger and listen to what was going on upstairs and feel like shit. You managed to call the police yourself. Nobody got hurt. They made your crazy, violent friend leave without arresting him. And then I had the satisfaction of hearing a cop turn and yell, "Why do you keep letting him back in?" That's what I want to know. This is the fourth