I, Anonymous: 'La La' Loudmouths

by Anonymous STEVEN WEISSMAN
You came in five minutes after the movie started. From all the empty seats available, you decided to sit right next to me. Then you started making inane comments about the movie ("Look! They are dancing on their cars!"). I politely asked you to be quiet. "Sorry" was the response. But you just couldn't help yourselves, could you? I asked you again to be quiet, this time not so politely. Then you decided to take a phone call!