I, Anonymous: Ice Scream

Do you need to get something off your chest? Submit an I, Anonymous and we'll illustrate it!by AnonymousAs a cis woman living in post-Roe America, I didn’t think my feelings of patriotism had any farther to fall, but your latest “loss prevention” measure has surprised me by alienating me yet further from the AmeriCone Dream®️.
Yesterday I swung by your store on my way home, hoping to pick up fixings for a quick dinner and ice cream for dessert. Imagine my confusion w