I, Anonymous: House-Cooling

STEVEN WEISSMAN
Dear apartment neighbors: My boyfriend and I were looking forward to finally hosting some friends in our home and having the opportunity to meet our neighbors at our housewarming party. I hand-wrote invitations for each of the five units in our building and delivered them in person when possible. Sadly (and gladly), the people living directly above us were out of town, but the people living two floors above were able to come by and say hello and hang out. This morning, I found a