I, Anonymous: Good Dog, Mean Lady

by Anonymous STEVEN WEISSMAN
My wife, the dogs, and I were having a nice walk along the trail that circles the park. Both dogs were leashed and fully in our control. We stopped to let our French bulldog poop and, being a responsible dog owner, my wife was bagging it while I kept an eye on our English bulldog. From out of nowhere, I hear a woman behind us ordering my wife to move our Frenchie out of her way. I turned around, and this woman yelled at me…