I, Anonymous: Force Yourself to Stop Crying

STEVEN WEISSMAN
I was trying to enjoy the new Star Wars movie in IMAX. You were sitting right behind me and started whimper-crying in the most pathetic way. Mind you, this started around the time Han and Leia were reunited, so I couldn't understand what the fuck could be so sad at that point in the film?!? I thought you might simply have been crying tears of joy at seeing the old lovebirds together again—but no. Something much more horrible was amiss, because the sobbing literally didn't