I, Anonymous: Ex-Messaging

by Anonymous Steven Weissman
I didn't realize we had stopped dating as of last Friday—as you said in your text to your ex-girlfriend—or I wouldn't have just had sex with you this morning. Does she know you call her a drug addict who "isn't the sharpest tool in the shed"? Shit, if that's how you talk about someone you message all day long and tell them you love them, I can't imagine the things you must say about me...