I Am Mortified by the Attention and Apologize for the Disruption

This is just the worst.by The Moon, as transcribed by Eric D. Snider RYAN F. JOHNSON
Ugh. You know I don’t like the limelight. I show up in the evening, provide just a bit of illumination—not too much! People are sleeping!—and then I hide all day. I’m not a grandstander, and I’m self-conscious about my size. About once a month, I see how big I’ve gotten and think, “Yikes, I can’t let people see me like this!” Then I disappear entirely for a c