How Was Your Midterm Election Night? Mine Had a Lot of Ass.

Asses were everywhere: the floor, the walls, in the air, on the balcony. Ass ruled everything around me.by Sam ChapmanTank and the Bangas Paras Griffin / Stringer
Last night, as the anxiety started up and my co-workers had left for their election parties, I put my phone down and resolved to ignore the midterm results until after I’d vigorously shaken my ass. I didn’t check on the bus ride home or the walk over to my friend’s house or in the Uber on our way to the Neptune. If th