How to Make It Through a Weekend Devoid of Seahawks Football, Plus a Team Update

Ken Durden/ShutterstockYou're better off not watching football this weekend.
For those of you newly insufferably hooked on football, I have a dire warning:
You’re in that bye weekend before the Super Bowl, where you know there’s no football. You’re going to be aimlessly flipping around TV looking for football, and suddenly you’ll see something glimmering on ESPN. Professional football players? Playing football? It can’t be. And you’ll rub yo