How to Drive in Seattle Snow

by Katie HerzogBe safe out there. Stephen Brashear/Getty Images
It's snowing! Clearly, "global warming" is a huge goddamn HOAX perpetrated by left-wing "scientists" hungry for that "grant money." Now that that's settled, here's a handy reminder on how to stay safe on the road during massive Seattle snowstorms like the one we are midst of right now. (It might even stick!)
1.) Take your keys.2.) Throw them out the window.3.) Catch the nearest bus.[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comment