How to Beat the Dreaded "Seattle Freeze" in Eight Easy Steps

Levi HastingsThis experimental Seattle Freeze cure is a holistic method designed specifically to overcome the horrific social chill so many newcomers to Seattle report enduring.
The Seattle Freeze is a real problem for people who are new to town. How do you know the Freeze is real? Because it has its very own Wikipedia page, which describes the Freeze as "a belief that it is difficult to make new friends" in Seattle, and observes that newcomers to the city find Seattleites to b