Hey, Seattle Times: It's Not True that Being Naked in Public Is Illegal

Quinn Franzen backstage at ACT Theatre during Threesome last month, not breaking any laws. Kelly O
It's no secret the Seattle Times is written for, you know, an older audience, but geez, Misha Berson's hedging, halting, nudity-can-be-okay-sometimes editorial doesn't just sound like it was written for my great aunt's bridge club, it's factually wrong. I subscribe to the print edition, and as I was reading it I was writing things in the margins like "no" and "no" and "?" and "!!!" and "OMG."
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