Hey, Patrons: Passive-Aggressive Much?

by AnonymousHey, I'm new working here—so give me a break. Do you see me running in circles like a chicken with its head cut off? There was some confusion about vegetarian options when you'd both initially ordered dishes with meat. But neither of you was difficult, and all seemed well. I could have smiled more, I could have gotten down on my knees and blown glitter on your faces, I could have tried to read your minds and give you the most spectacular experience of your life. But I'm just a