Governor Bondage & Blackmail Taken Away in Handcuffs

by Dan Savage
Eric Greitens, the Republican governor of Missouri, campaigned on "family values." Because of course he did. But earlier today Greitens was indicted by a grand jury for taking nude photographs of a woman with whom he was having an affair. Because of course he was having an affair. It's not illegal to have an affair or take nude photographs of a woman—at least not yet—it is illegal, however, to take those photos without the woman's consent and then blackmail her by threa