Got Christmas Tree Sticker Shock? You're Not Alone.

Allow us to explain.by Katie HerzogThese pretty green fuckers are pricey!!! olegbreslavtsev/Getty Images
I was born with a rare genetic condition that causes me to dislike holidays—which, like the Olympics, should only be celebrated once every four years. Against doctor's orders, I also happened to attach my life to someone who actually enjoys holidays, and as a consequence, was recently forced to participate in finding a Christmas tree. This was harder than you'd think: We went by the old