George Michael Has Been Dead for a Month, and I'm Still Not Over It

by Christopher FrizzelleThe scruff. The cross. The fist. The leather. What the hell?
It's been a month since George Michael was found dead on Christmas Day, and it's still unclear how he died. I, for one, don't care—nor do I get why some people are hounded, exposed, and punished for every detail of their (consensual) personal lives, while others can outright brag about serial sexual assault and their only punishment is becoming the most powerful person on the planet. I Googled "How did Geo