Future News, Dateline 2047: Whatever Happened to Milo Yiannopoulos?

by Stranger Staff
March 10, 2047
Ames, IA — Watching him rocking gently on a porch swing, sipping a glass of Diet Carbo-Ice on a breezy summer afternoon, you'd never think that mild-mannered youth pastor Milo Hanrahan was once one of the most hated men in America. But he was.
Way back in the Twenteens, Hanrahan—who some of our older readers may remember by his former pen name, Milo Yiannopoulos—made a name for himself by writing blog posts (hey, millennials: remember blogs?!) t