Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade

Looking for some affirmation? Don't talk to Frank.by Frank Cassano{{ image:1 }}My secret?Going to the movies! Partly for the movie, but mostly for the air-conditioning!Ha-ha! This weekend: Spider-Man!—Kristy Denby,project manager, BurienJust so we're crystal fucking clear, you natural-born shitwit: So you cram yourself inside a 100-degree car, sit in gridlock until you get to a rat-infested multiplex, pay for a ticket, pay even more for garbage food to stuff into your garbage mouth, get li