09-04-2015 23:46 via thestranger.com

Former NSA Chief Is Speaking in Seattle Tonight

"Give me all your personal deets, yo!" Defense.gov
Going to see Keith Alexander—head of the National Security Agency from 2005 to 2014, and, if Edward Snowden is right, prolific dick pic collector—speak tonight at 7 p.m. at Seattle Pacific University? Here are some questions you might want to ask Keith:  1. Keith, why is the NSA collecting our dick pics? Are you collecting our tit pics too?2. I would like to collect it all, Keith: all of your personal and family photos! Okay, K
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