Florida Man: Cannabis Burn Pile Edition

by Josh JardineThat smells suspicious, sir. Taras Lazur/Getty Images
If there's a news story that involves bizarre, stupid, or downright stupid and bizarre behavior, it's usually taking place in the state most likely to not be missed when the climate change floods come. Don't @ me, I'm right about this. I've lived in Florida, so I speak with some unwanted authority. There's even a spot-on game currently afoot in which one Googles "Florida man and [your birthday]" to see what awesomeness occurred