EOD: Would You Move to Humptulips? What About Bacon? We Could Move to Bacon

by Ana Sofia KnaufJust "Okay." Estately
There's nothing—*ahem*, nowhere like Fucking. Especially not in Washington.
Luckily, some srsbsns investigators at real estate site Estately took it upon themselves to uncover the (seemingly) bizarrely named towns (ghost and otherwise) across America.While I'm boggled by the existence of a place called Booger Hole, W.Va., I'll just focus on the Evergreen State:
Acme, Bacon, Beaver Homes, Berryman, Big Bottom, Bunk Foss, Bunker, Cactus, Cashup, Chumst