EOD: The Hamdog—Better or Worse Than the Whopperito?

by Jennifer Campbell
This...this here is a hamdog. No, not a wiener dog, a ham dog, a delicacy that consists of a tube steak nestled between two halves of a beef patty and sandwiched in a sesame seed bun that looks like it's bulging from some kind of bacterial contamination.This beauteous creation, foisted up on us by an Aussie (Australia! Wasn't Foster's beer bad enough?), is patented, so you can't steal the idea. Don't even try.
EOD=End of day. We're done. Go home. Sorry not sorry if I spoiled