Don't Like "Baby, It's Cold Outside"? Fine, Here's a Perfect Replacement.

by Wm.™ Steven HumphreySteve & Eydie are here to save the holidays. NBC Television
You—and by "you" I mean "the internet"—have been mad about the classic holiday tune, "Baby It's Cold Outside" for awhile and apparently continue to be mad. Some of you are mad that people still like this song despite its rapey overtones. Others are mad because some of you are placing modern day ethics on a 74-year-old song. MEANWHILE, I'M MAD ABOUT SOMETHING NEITHER OF YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF.
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