Donald's Dick Looks Like a Toadstool

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”by Katie HerzogSmaller than average not freakishly small. Alex Wong/Getty
If you wondered why "Mario Kart" was trending on Twitter this morning, bad news: Nintendo did not release a new game overnight. Rather, according to a new story in the Guardian, in Stormy Daniels's forthcoming memoir, she describes, in excruciating detail, what the presidential penis looks like.From t