Donald Trump Apparently Now Running Against the Pope

"Fear not, my child. He may pull off a delegate sweep, but have you seen his numbers in the general?" neneo / Shutterstock.com
Donald Trump has declared some sort of beef with the Pope in what seems like a fever dream but is an actual thing that is happening and involves real grown-ups in reality.
The dispute stems from that insane plan of Donald's to build a giant wall along the border with Mexico, which Donald assures us is a brilliant plan, fantastic, the best idea in the world.
The Pope, who