Does the Super Bowl Really Need Football?

The Kitten Bowl.
Let me tell you, folks—it's not easy being an "influencer." You know... the person who has a contrary opinion about something but is eventually proven to be ABSOLUTELY RIGHT (even though no one will ever publicly admit it)? Sigh. Such is the life of the influencer! Like when I told everyone to stop liking the Beatles because a lot of their music is baloney-filled donkey plop? No one believed me at first... but after years of repetition, everyone now final