David Pumpkins Does Not Appear in Inferno

by Ned LannamannDAVID S. PUMPKINS Does not appear in Inferno :(
Tom Hanks is Our Greatest Living Actor. This is nowhere more evident than in Sir Hanks’ latest and most triumphant role, a man of international intrigue, dashing panache, and unparalleled heroism—David S. Pumpkins, the character Lord Thomas of Hanks brilliantly portrayed on last week’s episode of Saturday Night Live.
David S. Pumpkins does not appear in Inferno.
Instead, we get Robert Langdon, the Harvard professor