Counterpoint: Candy Corn Is Great and I'm Gonna Slap the Next Basic Bitch Who Says Otherwise

by Dan SavageRich Smith wrote HyperCritical in this fortnight's print edition of the Stranger—it's a print-edition-only column, so you'll have to pick up the paper to read it—and, needless to say (but I'm saying it anyway), I didn't see Rich's HyperCritical before it went to print and it wouldn't have gone to print if I had seen it and if Rich isn't already cleaning out his desk he should start.Rich is wrong about candy corn—which really shouldn't surprise me, seeing as my Blab