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Rescheduling: The Boring-Sounding Game Changerby David SchmaderOH MY GOD, did you hear about Malia Obama? Turns out the 18-year-old first daughter attended a Lollapalooza show where she was photographed smoking what appears to be a marijuana cigarette! Also, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.To be fair, the story is not without its juicy elements. Apparently, young Ms. Obama skipped out on Hillary Clinton's history-making speech at the Democratic National Convention to attend the Chicago stop of the ap