Carolyn Long for United States Representative Congressional District No. 3

by Stranger Election Control Board
Carolyn Long is running to bring "civility" back to politics—and, yeah, that noise you heard was us choking on our own bile. But Long passed the SECB's bullshit test (over the phone, no less), and she makes sense in a district gerrymandered to favor Republican candidates/shitlords.
In the primary, Long locked up most of the Democratic vote and came within 7 points of tying incumbent Jaime Herrera Beutler—but, all together, Democratic candidates beat