Brit Hume Is Not Fantasizing About Donald Trump's Penis

by Dan SavageDick.
This is exactly what someone who was fantasizing about the president's penis would say:
Fox News political analyst Brit Hume late Tuesday offered reassurances on Twitter that he is not “having fantasies about Trump’s penis” in a heated debate about the president’s recent physical exam. Hume was in the midst of defending President Trump against claims of a major discrepancy in his physical exam, the details of which were revealed to the public Tuesday. H