BREAKING: OF COURSE They Caught the Black Llama First

And OF COURSE there are no stock photos of black llamas. stockphoto mania/Shutterstock
The Internets went nuts today over two llamas that escaped from somewhere in Arizona, leading police on a chase that was broadcast live by a helicopter.
This happened: tfw good try pic.twitter.com/lyNcevUBda
— Becca Laurie, PI (@imbeccable) February 26, 2015
Then this happened:
worst Black History Month ever! pic.twitter.com/n9VsjrzH2M
— nickel queen (@egemini