Bert and Ernie Are Not Gay, MICHAEL

They're asexual, and anything to the contrary makes you guilty of asexual erasure.by Katie HerzogNo homos.Matthew Simmons / Stringer
This morning soon-to-be-fired Stranger intern Michael Bell libeled beloved Seasame Street characters Bernie and Ernie in his Slog AM post. It normally takes people at least a month to commit libel around here, so, first off, congratulations, Michael. You're going to fit in well. Second of all, BERT AND ERNIE ARE NOT FUCKING GAY.Now, before anyone takes to the comme