An Exclusive Interview with the Coffee That Assaulted Alex Jones

Coffee isn't hateful, Coffee isn't violent, but Coffee is fucking angry and isn't gonna just sit there and let the motherfuckers grind us down.by The StrangerDid I do that?Last Friday, conspiracy theorist/mouth breather Alex Jones was ranting on the streets of Seattle when a local Sumatran decided to take matters into its own hands. Here's an exclusive interview with that coffee.Ok, Coffee. What, in your own words, happened on the morning of Friday August 18?
I was walking to work with Mr. Jake