America's Next Top Model Recap: SPOILER ALERT... Seattle Wins!

by Chase Burns"Don't you wish you could put them in a blender?" —Tyra Banks CBS Television Distribution. Collage by author.
We didn't know how this would go. After 22 cycles, America's Next Top Model had died. Tyra Banks was expected to go into a tall NYC tower and spend the rest of her days trying weird beauty products like Wilhelmina Slater on Ugly Betty. But Tyra Banks is not meant to be contained. She's the pyramidion on the pyramid of top models. Banks would be back (kinda) but in the