America's Next Top Model Recap: She Fell. She Hit Her Head. And Her Back. And Her Arm.

by Chase BurnsYou can't get every Major Key you want, Binta. CBS Television Distribution. Collage by author.
I don't remember exactly how Susan Sontag's On Camp goes, but I think one of the rules is that you can't have a camp classic without an ingenue throwing herself down a flight of stairs. America's Next Top Model (cycle 23) gets its iconic moment in this week's episode, Major Key Alert, with ingenue-elect, Chia-Pet-eyebrowed Courtney. This week is (again) almost entirely about Courtney, but