Afternoon Undelight

Stop assuming you know what's happening and shove your assumptions up your ass.by AnonymousListen, you asshole. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 10:15 pm Thursday night. I know you think you're super clever and cute, responding to the noises you sometimes hear coming from my apartment. Our apartment buildings are LITERALLY 10 feet apart, and you THINK you're hearing sex noises coming from my apartment across the way. 
YOU. ARE. NOT.I have lived in this apartment for almost 15 years, and in that ti