A List of Things Hillary Clinton Still Has Not Apologized For

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The fact that you can't zoom in on Instagram pictures.
Puffy cheetos.The 90s.
That ingredient that caused anal seepage.
Best American Poetry 2015.
How long it took Sherman Alexie to cut his mullet.
Dan Savage's support of the invasion of Iraq.The Ashley Madison hack.
Crystal Pepsi.
My support of the invasion of Iraq.
Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
The line at Rhino Room on a Friday night.
The existence of Rhino Room instead of that bik