You Have No Messages: How Adele Fits Eternity Into A Phone Call

The numbers have rolled in for Adele’s new single “Hello,” and boy did they roll deep. She’s obliterated a digital downloads record that was previously held by Flo Rida’s mindless DJ-sex masturbatory radio fodder “Right Round.” And “Hello” is by no means a traditional radio banger, it’s a tangled yarn of the grief-rage that fuels most of her music, bolstered by some whale song Enya harmonies. The song debuted at #1 on the Hot 100, marki