Trip Through Your Wires: How To Disappear Completely

Growing up I was uncommonly familiar with the floorboards in my house. On your tiptoes you could take a path from the kitchen up to the second floor without making a sound. You did not want to trip up and sink your foot into a creaking board or let anyone else know you were out of your room. There was a certain way to turn the door handles so that they wouldn’t squeak, and a way to ease the doors into their frame. That’s what you did, if you knew what was good for you.
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