SUNDAY SCREECH: Carmine spins a tale like no other

See this story at BrooklynPaper.com.By Carmine Santa MariaThe Brooklyn PaperCall me Screecher. Some days ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no money in my purse and nothing of particular interest to me on the Zenith in the living room, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

I hopped upon my trusty steed and headed for the only place I could remember where I could, for but a small price, travel the ocean to a far-off land.

But